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>The Geography of Women:
Between 18 and 24, a woman is like Africa,half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile
soil.
Between 25 and 35, a woman is like America, well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 36 and 44, a woman is like India,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 45 and 50, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a
desirable place to visit.
Between 51 and 55, a woman is like Great Britain, with a
glorious and all conquering past.
Between 56 and 61, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by
past mistakes.
Between 62 and 70, a woman is like Russia,
very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and
the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and athirst
for spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN:
>Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
that's good, where'd you find that.
it was sent to me by a friend
Really, really awesome one.
Oh, that's a good one! *snorfles*
Oh my that is so true
TR, that is soooooo true!!!!! I had to laugh about the geography of men!!